Getting old is really going to suck….

I think I had my first freaking hot flash!  What the hell… I woke up in the middle of the night, DRENCHED in sweat.  I mean it was rolling down my sides.  I couldn't figure out what was going on.  It was really kinda gross.  I hope that's not my future…any time soon… YUCK!
I already have to put up with my eyes going.  I have a pair of reading glasses in every bag I own, upstairs, downstairs, in the car, at work - pretty much anywhere I might go.  I can't run like I want, I'm sore when I shouldn't be, I look like a 90 year old women when I've been sitting for too long and I try to get up.  And now, I'm getting all sweaty for no reason, except that I'm old.  NOT. FAIR.