Evil in a bag

Doritos have always been a dangerous snack, sort of like Lays... you can never just eat one.  Whenever I'm craving a salty, naughty snack, it's always Doritos, particularly nacho cheese Doritos, that I want.  A daily battle....
Well, then I stumbled upon Evil in a bag....

At first taste, they were just okay...but the more you ate, the more they sunk their evil taste claws into you until you were eating them like a crazed junkie trying not to lick the inside of the bag!  Needless to say, I won't be buying these ever again!