Here is the first bounty from my initial stab at gardening. Can I say, I am pretty proud of myself. I almost hate to eat them, I just want to leave them out for everyone to look at and admire.
Sadly though I must report that my zucchini and squash are not having sex! They are all dressed up in beautiful flowers, but not getting any action. Now if these same flowers were my teenage children I would pat myself on the back and consider it a job well done, but...they are not...
So that is how I find myself on Sunday morning googling for plant porn which believe it or not I found here. I love Google, I hope those Google boys are rich and happy, because you can find ANYTHING on Google! Anyway, so now I am prepared to go forth and molest my zucchini's and hopefully that will result in lots and lots of babies!
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